Woman freaked out when she saw my toilet?

Well, ever since my 'wife' kicked me out of the house I've been back on the singles circuit but I ran into a problem last night. I invited a lady over to my place for some beer, movies and whatever. She is really hot and I've been wanting to date her ever since I met her at the power company ( I have to go there once a month to have my power turned back on). So, she gets here and as soon as she walks in the front door she starts to criticize my trailer. OK, so there were a lot of empty beer cans on the floor and a big mound of cigarettes and ash on the coffee table. I suppose the three or four roaches crawling across the walls looked bad and maybe the big box of collector issues of Hustler made her uneasy but when she saw the toilet in my living room she sort of flipped out. I explained to her that it's really a time saver when watching TV and it was a lot cleaner than my bathroom but she just muttered something like "I can't deal with this" and left. Naturally when she opened the front door there sat a big ole raccoon on the steps and she went one way and that raccoon went the other. She ended up in the kitchen and, naturally, a big black roach ran up her arm and she screamed and tore out the back door and tripped over the old car hood I nailed across the burn hole in my deck and ended up face first in a pile of leaves and car parts in the back yard. I swear, I never knew a woman could scream so loud and for so long. I could hear her screeching as she drove outta sight. So... why do you suppose that bothered her so much? Why can't women be more accepting of anything different?