I have Stretch Marks and It stinks :(?

I can relate to this. :( Unfortunately not having tried the laser treatment I can't say. I've used bio-oil, cheap bio-oil versions, and moisturisers and it does seem to help the appearance, but don't expect miracles. Also... Getting a tan will make them look worse, as the scars themselves do not tan along with the rest of your skin. It sucks, I know it does. I'm sorry I cant help more!